I've been promoted
I'd like to thank Cronometer for my promotion to . For many years now I've dreamed about being a dot so you can imagine my excitement when I got the following notification:
Congratulations! You've been promoted to .
If that wasn't exciting enough, about four hours after my initial promotion I got promoted again! Twice in one day! My second promotion was also to dot so I'm now a proud double dot. It's much better being a double dot because when I was a single dot I felt like an atom without an electron. I was lonely and I pined for another dot to orbit me and keep me company. Another dot circling around that I can gaze at and talk to when I feel alone. Something to make me feel complete. My dots have helped make me whole and I feel very grateful that Cronometer made this a reality.